What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
15.06.2025 13:06

At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Make Nazis afraid again!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
What transforms the philosophical intellect?
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
After a series of tumors, woman’s odd-looking tongue explains everything - Ars Technica
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
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How did it feel when experiencing gay sex for the first?
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
What is your interpretation of the movie Rocky? What makes it a good film in your opinion?
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!